The other night, I dreamt that I was heading for San Francisco. I jumped into a car with my buddy and we hit the road. After driving for a bit, I realized something — I’d forgotten my outside glasses at home.
“Aw, man!”
“What’s the matter?”, my friend asked.
“I forgot my outside glasses at home. How am I going to make it to San Franciso without my outside glasses?”
“That sucks, man.”, my friend commiserates.
Then I woke up; and I felt relieved.
I thought to myself, “Oh. I was just dreaming. I can still grab my outside glasses.”
A sleepy moment passes and I say to myself, “But, you’re not going to San Francisco, dumb-ass!”
I laughed heartily before falling back asleep.
Dumb-ass.
