Outside Glasses

By October 25, 2009herb's eye view

The other night, I dreamt that I was heading for San Francisco. I jumped into a car with my buddy and we hit the road. After driving for a bit, I realized something — I’d forgotten my outside glasses at home.

“Aw, man!”

“What’s the matter?”, my friend asked.

“I forgot my outside glasses at home. How am I going to make it to San Franciso without my outside glasses?”

“That sucks, man.”, my friend commiserates.

Then I woke up; and I felt relieved.

I thought to myself, “Oh. I was just dreaming. I can still grab my outside glasses.”

A sleepy moment passes and I say to myself, “But, you’re not going to San Francisco, dumb-ass!”

I laughed heartily before falling back asleep.

Dumb-ass.

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